Did she really say this? I mean, honestly. No one has their head stuck this far up their own ass, not even the minus IQ Kardashian.
"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Cancer. Reality show wedding. El same-o, same-o. In the next election, I think there should be a section where we as a country get to vote on whether to give Kim chemo treatments since it's sooooooo, like, exactly how she feels.
In a very special episode of her blog, Kim K discusses an issue close to the hearts of today's youth. It's starting to feel very Judy Blume-y without the IQ in here.
"It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!"
You should only idolize people who get famous banging Brandy's brother in a sex tape.
Oh the sacrifice! Kim is a giver and you can't take that away from her!
"I've decided to sacrifice my digital life to help give real life to millions of people affected by HIV and AIDS in Africa and India. It's true, I'm a little obsessed with Twitter, but I'm even more obsessed with fighting AIDS."
You can tell how obsessed she is by how much of her multi-million dollar fortune she has forked over to AIDS, I mean, the Louis Vuitton boutique and the Rolls Royce dealership.
"LEAVE HER ALONE!!! She is so drop dead gorgeous, and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!"
She's right. The message the media should be sending out to young girls is that if you make a sex tape with a loser then you should get multiple reality show deals. Oh wait. That's the one they're already sending out.
The human pet rock has this to say about THE WORST THING ON THE PLANET EVER:
"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation colour, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their make up too light."
Starving children and dying cancer patients will be surprised to find their plights don't hold a candle to the wrong shade of L'Oreal liquid foundation. Thanks for always reminding us of what's important in life, Kim!
"I swear, I would say my prayers at night hoping that I would stop developing."
OMG! It totally sucks when that last prayer of the night goes straight to your bra size! It might seem like the man upstairs wasn't listening to young Miss Kardashian, but her mental development seems to have stopped around age 13, so I think it's pretty safe to say he answered her prayers anyway.
This must have been one of those years Khloe and Kourtney had Valentine's dates and Kim didn't...
"It doesn't matter if you have a valentine or not -- just love yourself and be your own."
If Kim had shared this revolutionary new approach to self-Valentining, maybe Charlie Brown wouldn't have cried into his mailbox so much upon realizing that he had received no Valentine from the Little Red Haired Girl....You're a blockhead, Kim Kardashian!
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