Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
On the list of things I never cared to know:
"I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!"
I guess that means Monica Lewinsky has something good waiting for her around the bend?
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Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
The end of days is near and the powers that be have sent Lil' Wayne as their emissary! Rad!
"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
He has encyclopedias on his bus, but he only uses them to prop up the table on which he plays Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Mirror, mirror on the table, who's the most delusional of them all?
"I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never f*ck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy."
Johnny Cash is dead, but we get to keep Lil' Wayne??? Bah!
Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Poet laureate Lil' Wayne on why he abstains from the kibbles and bits...
"A junkie can't do what the f**k I do. I try to tell them [police]. I am the ultimate high, understand? I am my drug, you understand me?"
After a defense like that, can you believe they arrested him? Sounds pretty sober to me.