Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Mirror, mirror on the table, who's the most delusional of them all?
"I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never f*ck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy."
Johnny Cash is dead, but we get to keep Lil' Wayne??? Bah!
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Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
Poet laureate Lil' Wayne on why he abstains from the kibbles and bits...
"A junkie can't do what the f**k I do. I try to tell them [police]. I am the ultimate high, understand? I am my drug, you understand me?"
After a defense like that, can you believe they arrested him? Sounds pretty sober to me.