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Kate  Beckinsale headshot
Name: Kate Beckinsale
Occupation: Rula Lenska
Coming straight home from The I Can't Walk And Chew Gum At The Same Time School, Kate has this to say:
"I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex."
I hope a side of "I.Q." or at least a carton of "Hey famewhore! Stop talking about your sex life!" comes along with that takeout order.
Kate  Beckinsale headshot
Name: Kate Beckinsale
Occupation: Rula Lenska
Welcome to Beckinsale's cooter!
"Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s tomb."
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ewwwww!