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Name: Jessica Alba
Occupation: Self Masturbation
In the event you missed your daily dose of racism and misogyny -
"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out."
Ok, seriously, wtf?

Thanks again to Precious for the find!
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Name: Jessica Alba
Occupation: Self Masturbation
The world's bitchiest starlet chimes in with a self-delusional take on her career:
"Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me."
She just lets other people use her sexuality.
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