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Name: Mike Tyson
Occupation: Cuddly ear nibbler?
What would Dr. Spock think about this?
"I understand the situation. I understand passion with young kids...He's [Chris Brown] just a little baby that don't know how to handle his emotions when it comes to a woman. "
A brain cell and an abuse counselor short as always, Mike.
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Mike Tyson headshot
Name: Mike Tyson
Occupation: Cuddly ear nibbler?
If any one person could accomplish this, it would be Mike Tyson...
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
Go to La Paz and hang a left. Mike's the second house down. You can't miss it!
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