
Name: Pete Wentz
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
"I love Jessica Simpson's stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time."
He's obviously getting ready to audition for a part in "Dillhole Musician Prances in Cheap Hooker Shoes" opening soon on Broadway. Break a leg, Petey!

Name: Pete Wentz
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
The self-annointed Arthur Miller of pop music strikes again:
"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood."
Welcome to Salem, California, population 2! When Magistrate Thomas GoodMusic shows up to throw Pete in the stockade for assaulting my ears with his crappy tunes, let me know. I'll be stocking up on tomatoes for the event.

Name: Pete Wentz
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
More musings from the blogosphere's resident village idiot:
"We want our songs to be immortal and a statue doesnt [sic] do anything to help them live forever."
"Thnks fr th mmrs". I'm smelling "immortal" all over that one...as long as immortal is code word for pet rock and lava lamp.

Name: Pete Wentz
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Mr Rebellion cries in his blog about not being nominated for a Grammy. He doesn't seem to know how to hit the "Shift" key on his keyboard either.
"the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. we just want to be a part of your club."
Entitlement? For what exactly? For testing the boundaries? Not exactly going down swinging, are you sugar?

Name: Pete Wentz
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
Occupation: Street cred for tweens
The bass player who poses more than he plays explains why he wears eyeliner
"I started wearing it because I felt like it tested some boundaries."
Yeah, you're really out there on the edge. Too bad Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Robert Smith, and others tested those same boundries decades ago.
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