The tribulations of aging supermodels, Hague testimonies and gifts from former Liberian presidents:
"It was nothing to do with me. This trial has been going on for how many years and no-one cared to write about it? You bring Naomi Campbell to the stand and the whole world knows. So as far as I was concerned, I was used as a scapegoat."
I'm sorry I won't be able to write a snarky comment about this. I can't read the quote because the glare off of Naomi's gigantic conflict diamond is blinding me.
Funny, I don't remember Oprah ever ripping Naomi a new one when she lied about writing her own 1994 literary masterpiece "Swan"...
"I just did not have time to sit down and write a book."
Not everyone has time on their hands the way Jane Bloody Austen did! If you want to write a book you, you hire someone to write it for you and take all the credit. And when you want to have a hissy fit that the book didn't sell well, you can always keep stacks of said unsold books all over the house for handy bitch-to-assistant projectiles.
Someone's vintage Walkman is overplaying that Rockwell cassette a little too much...
"People have told me for months and years 'you're a target' but it's only just kind of sunken in that I am a target. I have to be very careful who I'm around, what I say, who's around me."
Just because you're a paranoid supermodel who probably suffers from residual drug-induced delusions doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Model, rich man arm candy and...secret member of the C.I.A.?
"My contacts have told me where Saddam Hussein is hiding. He is in Saudi Arabia."
Stick a pink wig on her and hand her an umbrella and she's Jennifer Garner in "Alias". No wait, that's Britney. Whatevs. With Naomi's special cell phone kung fu abilities and obvious supernatural intelligence, it's no wonder she was recruited to join The Company. Go get 'em Agent 99!
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Battle of the Sexes
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