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Name: Naomi Campbell
Occupation: Furious George
Justice is blind unless you pose arms akimbo for Vogue:
"You can't f***ing touch me, my cousin is Scotland Yard."
These, of course, are the original lyrics to MC Hammer's magnum opus.
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Naomi Campbell headshot
Name: Naomi Campbell
Occupation: Furious George
Naomi on the birth of a new civil rights movement, one overpriced pose at a time:
"I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general."
But are you also doing it for Natalie Portman?
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