Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
About the 1997 remake of "Lolita":
"I don`t think there needs to be a movie out where a child has sex with an adult."
There is nothing stupid about this quote and it would never appear on this site except for one tiny detail about the hypocrite who said it. Natalie Portman signed the petition supporting Roman Polanski.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Natalie has entered the "I will endlessly discuss the artistic merits of nudity" stage of her career:
"I have no problems with nudity. I just don't particularly enjoy having those scenes wind up on an internet porn site. I hate the idea of walking down the street knowing that some guy who recognizes you has seen your breasts."
It's not a good sign when even she admits they'd only recognize her boobies from internet porn sites and not from her films. Does anyone really go to see Natalie's movies anymore? Boo hoo.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
It boggles the mind how that goyeh Streep ever got put in "Sophie's Choice"...
"I get like 400 Holocaust scripts. That's what you get for being the openly Jewish actress!"
So would that be like another 400 "blase, hip, self-important" scripts for being the openly pretentious starlet then, Natalie?
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
In a secret competition with Gwyneth Paltrow to be the biggest ingrate in Hollywood, Natalie has this to share:
"'Star Wars' hasn't changed my life at all."
Probably because you SUCKED in it. She's really starting to remind me of smelly sneakers for some reason.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Will Natalie Portman soon be collaborating with Ewan McGregor on starting up the official guild for "Actors of the Star Wars Franchise Who Spit on their Fans"?
"Being Queen Amidala is like the stupidest accomplishment."
Being paid more money than ten people will see in a lifetime for a few sub-par performances is like the best accomplishment. You really got us there, Nat.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Worldwide recessions are fun times for pampered multi-millionaires with Ivy League educations!
"I think it's kind of an exciting time. I mean, everyone is cutting back. It's happening in every industry - including our own. All of a sudden, people are doing jobs that they hate and they're not making as much money as they thought they would or they've lost their jobs entirely."
There are few things more exciting than unemployment and bankruptcy. It frees up your day for doing things like paying with food stamps and living in a box.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
The maharani of vegan remains blissfully unclear on what distinguishes a spoiled, entitled starlet from all those poor little cretins waiting last in line at the Burger King drive-thru.
"Don't get me wrong: I take advantage of [my position] where necessary. I love not having to wait in lines at restaurants. But the moment you buy into the idea you're above anybody else is the moment you need to be slapped in the face."
It's safe to say Natalie has not only bought into her superiority, she's signed the sales slip, cut off the price tags, bragged to her friends she got it half price and wears it every time Nobu is just slightly overbooked.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Apparently, they don't teach tact at Harvard:
"Now, I wouldn't be like, 'Let's work with the first-time director who's in a television show that I haven't ever seen.' After I'd done all the Star Wars Movies, a lot of people weren't thinking of giving me the dramatic roles I was ready for. I mean no offence at all to Zach, but I wanted to work so badly."
Why would the lowly tv guy be offended that you only took the "Garden State" role because you sucked in "Star Wars"?
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Here's some unfortunate news for CAA:
"I don't want to ever be working for money because then you are no different to a prostitute."
Good thing the people who can afford to buy your $200 vegan shoes don't feel the same way, right Nat?
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Designer Zac Posen's muse and friend lets us know what really burns her overly-kissed butt:
"I get pissed off that I go to a premiere to talk about my movie and the first thing they ask me is what dress I'm wearing. And look, I buy into that because I play along - you have to, in a certain way. If you don't dress up then they'll talk about that! "It almost becomes less of an issue to play along with it, because then it doesn't become a conversation topic. But that's annoying."
Listen you annoying big-headed harpy. Just stop. Just stop whining and bitching about your fame. If you hate it, GET ANOTHER JOB. Clean sewers for a living and I guarantee no one will ask, "Who are you wearing?" You, Natalie Portman, are a windbag. The pretentious, put-upon oxygen produced by your windbagginess has got to do more damage to the ozone than cows.
Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
She is an ACT-TRESSSS! She is one with the world!
"Oh my God! I'm not black, but I know what it feels like!"
Natalie reminds me of an elementary school hall monitor for some reason.

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