This quote reminds me of when Shirley thought she was a beatnik on "Laverne & Shirley". <snap, snap, snap> Where's Boo Boo Kitty?
"I believe one and one is one. There's God, and there's Jean Claude, in the same body."
In that case, God apparently looks like overprocessed Belgian cheese and has the ability to crack walnuts between his buttcheeks. God was hoping to look more like Dolph Lundgren, but you get what you get.
Is this what would Jacques Cousteau would have said if he'd been kicked in the head repeatedly during Muay Thai competitions?
"Dolphins are intelligent...but under water only."
So true! Like, when they walk around Boston in a suit with a laptop, they get really stupid. They don't even know how to order at Starbucks. And don't even get me started on when they try to play "Just Dance" on their Wii.
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